A crack whore!?!?! How dare you mock my statue so! You know the one, the one that says HIGHEST HONOUR on it, that they only give to the top ppl in their respective fields, the absolute best of the best, you know, that massive bronze statue that everyone sees when they log into social, the one that tells ppl im fucking awesome and above the plebians with aspirations of greatness.
I had a look around but i couldnt find statues of you guys vOv
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